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Saturday, March 19, 2011

When did THIS happen



When did THIS happen?  


You know what THIS is!  


When you 

  • can't sleep anymore
  • are clumsy
  • have jumbled thoughts
  • cranky for NO reason
  • just want to be left alone, but with someone
  • totally unsatisfied with everything in your life
  • can't make a decision
  • then when you finally do, doubt it was the right one
  • know that everyone is talking about you
  • extremities randomly go numb
  • face and back break out with pimples
  • totally bored with life
  • have no energy and want to sleep all day
  • talk and make no sense whatsoever
  • go from being a total grouch to unreasonable happiness in a matter of seconds
  • the room suddenly gets so hot you can't breath
  • you wake at night soaking wet
  • random aches and pains that "old" people get, not you
  • can't read that tiny print
  • can't see to thread a needle
  • your hair just won't do a thing
  • age spots?  are you serious?

Sounds like adolescence, doesn't it?  Well, at least a good number of them sound like I'm turning 13  but   Not that! 





 For sure...it's the opposite end of that....menopause! 


What makes it even worse is if you have a daughter on the other end of this hormonal mess....watch out guys!  You may not survive!




 ---ever notice how women's problems all begin with the 3 letters M E N?  
menstruation, menopause, mental stress




I hate to admit that this silly 'lil cartoon is oh, so true :(

9 comments:

  1. This explains a lot. Thanks. I just thought I was loosing my mind.

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  2. HA HA HA HA HA! So good...where do you get these things? Some how your father didn't think your "men" thing was all that funny...hmmm, wonder why? LOL

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  3. Stopping in from the Wednesday Friendly Blog Hop that you linked up too! I'm already following you!

    Just wanted to say I KNOW how you feel. This is me, too. Ack!

    It will get better, right? lol

    Susie

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  4. @Karen Mortensen
    the sad thing is that women used to be put into insane asylums when this started to happen because their families thought they really were losing their mind!

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  5. @June
    these "things" come to me while I'm trying to sleep ;(

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  6. @SusieQTpies
    I'm told the fifties are better...I'll let you know in a couple of years!

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  7. Okay, You.. Stop reading my thoughts... This list has me roaring. I could have written it myself. So happy to see you in my mix. It's great to know there are like minds in my mix. I shall look forward to reading much more of you, as it will no doubt be familar territory. Keep um coming, Keri

    alwayscurtsywhenyousneeze.com

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  8. @keri
    Yea, I thought the same thing when I was reading your blog...I think we share a brain (that is a scary thought!)

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  9. I loved this!! I can relate to A LOT of these! Scary! lol

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