I am not a coffee drinker...never have been and never will be!
I can't even stand the smell of coffee....I know, I know, where did I come from anyway.
I call coffee "Baptist Booze"
When asked if I want a coffee I'll say one of two smart-aleck comments:
1. I don't do drugs
2. You're putting that coffee in the wrong end
(in case you didn't know, it makes a great enema)
BUT I know that I am a most unusual person.
(those who know me can stop snickering now!)
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a wonderfully cleansing enema ;)